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How to win friends and influence evaluators:
1. Interrupt your evaluator as soon as he/she disagrees with something you did.
2. Start every sentence with "I know but...."
3. Keep your shirt untucked, it is cooler that way.
4. Wear white shoes
5. Never rotate in a 3 - person crew, because you may screw up the other two people
6. Hang out with the "guys" everynight until the wee hours of the morning and consume lots of alcohol.
7. Find an evaluator you like and whenever you are not on a game find them and follow them around. This gives you a great opportunity to critique other officials and demonstrate your superior knowledge.
8. Start every pre game with "I hope you two are better then the last group they stuck me with"
9. Pace yourself. If you go all out early you may not have a lot left for the rest of your games.
10. This is a great opportunity for you to work on those clever NBA mechanics.
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