First year of reffing, intramurals, and I had a Blarge (didn't know the term at the time) with myself. I called the block b/c the defense didn't have position and the offense for lowering his shoulder and running the kid over. Don't remember the outcome, although I know no Ts.
In summerball one time I called a fan a dumbass and then ejected him for coming on the court after me!