There are a couple more options dealing with parents.
Totally ignore them. Act as though you don't even hear them. Or, at most, give them a quizzical "What's that you're saying?" look.
Give them your real name. What's the big deal? Around here everybody just about knows everybody anyway, especially at the jr. high level.
"You are gonna report me? Seriously? Good luck with that."
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I swear, Gus, you'd argue with a possum.
It'd be easier than arguing with you, Woodrow.
Lonesome Dove
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