That Page 2 article is pretty good, but not half as good as this one.
http://espn.go.com/page2/s/dawkins/030520.html
When the first sentence is this...
Throughout my NBA career, referees were always looking to nail me.
...you can be sure it's going to be laughable. I used to like Darryl Dawkins before I read this excerpt and the one before.