Intramurals are so much fun
Last year I got hit in the back of the head with the ball after I gave a technical foul.
My first year, I don't remember why but I gave a fraternity guy a technical. He calmed down but after another call he didn't agree with, he walked over to me and said so that only I could hear it, "please throw me out." I told him there was no reason for that so he started to try and earn it. He opened with, "you're not very good" to which I replied, "nothing I haven't heard before." It escalated until finally he said, "you've got a small dck." And he's gone. I still laugh about it