Always have a "stage" name ready for these clowns for after a game. Pick a great sounding one like Ron Mexico or Richard Strong...for fun you could even go with a fellow member of the Forum, or use some top dog like Teddy Valentine or Brian Kersey. Love to see the look and hear the laugh from your assignor or commish when he gets a call or face to face from some unknowing (regardless of what they say they know) 7th grade parent wanting to complain about a final four official!
