A few years back I was working a JV game at a school called BFA. There was another BFA about 14 miles away. (Some guy had bequeathed money to both towns to build high schools a long time ago). I am going over the pre-game with my partner, when a new guy shows up all out of breath.
New Guy: "Are you _______?"
Me: "No."
New Guy: "Are you _________?"
Partner: "No."
New Guy:
Me: "Are you at the right BFA?"
New Guy:
After the shock wore off, I gave him directions and had the AD call the other school. What was funny was the fact that I worked with ________ the next night.