Two mental patients are engaged in a heated debate about who they are. The first claims adamantly to be Napolean. The second, just as adamantly insists that he is Napolean. After going back and forth for quite some time, the first patient asks, "And just who made you Napolean?" "God did," he responds. "I most certainly did not" replies the first patient!
[The preceeding joke loses a lot when translated to Klingon]
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