[BillyMac]

Two nights ago. Girls varsity. I'm the lead official. I have shot in my corner, from behind the three point line, no defender any where near shooter. I put out my three point try signal, and since there isn't any action to observe near the shooter, I, like any good lead official, look, with my eyes down, under the basket, watching for rebounding fouls, and see, out of the corner of my eye, with my peripheral vision, the ball come straight down from near the center of the basket, like a lead balloon, and hit the floor. So I make the touchdown signal for the successful three point goal, only to see a player grab the rebound off the floor, make an outlet pass, and have all ten players run down to the other end of the court.

Air ball.

Man. I hope that DevonMoore doesn't read this post. And if he does, I do not post under my real name (Dr. Frank-N-Furter), so I can't get into too much trouble.