[ChuckElias]

Here's a few that were sent to me by a camp buddy:

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll
serve you, but don't start anything."

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assalted.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant.

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of
home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad
Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see
you're nuts."