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					Originally Posted by  maven
					 
				 
				My self-image as a pedant is not in jeopardy, so I will just remark that I had to say something to him to explain why I was not going 20 yards upfield to enforce the penalty from the spot of the wing's flag. He kept pointing over there, you see... 
			
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 Just tell him it's an LED foul.  He'll wonder what a television has to do with a football game.