[Rich]

Originally Posted by maven

So I had a frosh game last night, and Methuselah demanded to be the R (and wore his white hat, too, which we don't do around here in sub-varsity games). Fine, I'll work wherever. I ended up as U, which I will do only when the players' average weight is less than 175!.

Guy moved pretty well for being 900 years old. He did want to make a sideline INT a spot foul after a long run, but we fixed that.

Me: "Methuselah! METHUSELAH! That's succeeding spot enforcement for a non-player foul!"

Him: "Oh that's right, it's a dead-ball foul." — That, I didn't fix.

Only a pedant would fix that. Actually, only a pedant would say, "That's succeeding spot enforcement for a non-player foul!", so never mind.