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Originally posted by Duke
NFHS - It all comes out. No if, and or buts. Pretty straightfoward rule. Ever notice how all softball players seem to get their ears pierced just before the season starts...Player: "Ump, I can't take them out I just had my ears pierced." Ump: "Oh ok, you can leave them in. You just can't participate in the game."
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Two more comebacks:
I don't think your holes will close up in the hour and a half it takes to play this game.
Oh, you just got them pierced? And how long have you known that this game today was on your schedule?