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Old Mon Oct 15, 2012, 08:48am
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Originally Posted by IRISHMAFIA View Post
Light beer
The leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink.

The president of Budweiser orders a Bud.
Miller's president orders a Miller High Life.
The president of Coors orders a Coors.

When it is Guinness's president's turn to order, he orders a soda.

"Why didn't you order a Guinness?" everyone asks. The Guinness president replies, "If you guys aren't having a beer neither will I. "
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