OK - here's my Pope joke and no, it's not offensive
Colonel Sanders gets an audience with the Pope. He asks the Pope if he can change the words "Give us this day our daily bread" to "Give us this day our daily chicken". Of course, the Pope says no. Colonel Sanders says that if the Pope makes the change, he will donate $100,000,000 to the church.
"Think of all the good you can do with all that money", he tells the Pope. "You can feed poor people, provide medical care to the sick, enrich people's lives all over the world."
The Pope thinks about it for a minute and tells Colonel Sanders that he has a deal. He will change "Give us this day our daily bread" to "Give us this day our daily chicken".
The Pope then convenes the college of Cardinals to tell them what he's done.
The Pope says, "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that the church is receiving a donation of $100,000,000!"
The cardinals all express their excitement and joy.
The Pope continues, "The bad news is - we're losing the Wonder Bread account".
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