[ChuckElias]

My off-color contribution:

By mere coincidence, three married couples die on the same day and happen to be standing in line at the pearly gates one behind the other.

The first couple approaches the gate and St. Peter pages through his records. He says to the man, "I'm sorry, but I don't see how I can let you in. Your whole life has been devoted to accumulating wealth. You neglected your friends, worked incessantly, never gave anything to charity. You're so obsessed with money that you even married a woman name Penny! I'm sorry, but you'll have to leave."

The second couple reaches the desk and again St. Peter flips through the pages of his book. He says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I can let you in. You wasted your whole life because you were only interested in getting your next drink. You lost years of your life b/c of alcohol. You partied constantly, you never even attempted to rehabilitate yourself. You were so obsessed with alcohol that you even married a woman named Sherry! I'm sorry, but you'll have to leave."

The third man looks at his wife and says, "Well, Fanny, I don't think we have much of a chance. . ."