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Originally Posted by mbyron
Umpires quibbling about physics!
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Before today, the only physics I had ever heard from an umpire were from Ron Luciano's
Strike Two (and subsequently repeated in multiple other books)
[To paraphrase:]
Coach: "How can you call that?!? You were 200-feet away!"
Umpire: "Listen (insert coach's name), my eyesight is so good that on a clear day I can see the sun and that sucker is 93-million miles away!"