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You Can Put Lipstick On A Pig, But It's Still A Pig ...
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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
It was a swine valve. Let the jokes begin. BTW - my rabbi said it was OK since I didn't eat any of the swine, but it was just inserted to save my life.
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I'm actually kind of disappointed. I was hoping to go in a, "My family doesn't enjoy the mooing, but they do like the free milk", direction.
I once got a bovine bone graft after having a tooth pulled. The Red Cross let me donate blood right away. The next time that I got a tooth pulled, I got a human bone graft. The Red Cross made me wait a year before donating blood. I guess that the Red Cross never heard of "Mad Cow Disease"?
Keep getting better Mark Padgett.
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Last edited by BillyMac; Fri Jun 22, 2012 at 06:14am.
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