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Old Tue Jun 19, 2012, 07:59pm
Mark Padgett Mark Padgett is offline
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Originally Posted by BillyMac View Post
I'm still waiting to find out if it was a bovine valve, or a swine valve. I'm preparing jokes for either, but I would like to start concentrating on one. Hope it's a swine valve. Lots of jokes available about a swine valve: kosher, pigs flying, etc. A bovine valve could also be interesting with jokes about free milk.
OK - it was a swine valve. Let the jokes begin. BTW - my rabbi said it was OK since I didn't eat any of the swine, but it was just inserted to save my life.
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