Incorrect baseball in play:
- Is the ball round?
- Is the ball covered by a 2 piece hide?
- Is the ball stitched?
- Is the ball labeled higher than T-ball?
Providing that the ball is not:
- Soaking wet
- Shaped like an egg
- Torn up
- Heavily scuffed
- Used as a snack by the starving ShortStop
Then tell the coach to refer himself to the structure in the dugout that allows him to reside in a non standing position and continue the game.