[JWP]

Of course, it would be men's city league.

My partner calls a foul on Hot Head. He *****es and moans, and my partner whacks him. Somebody on the bench says something profane, and he gets a T as well. League rules -- three T's, game is over. I talk to the coach, he apologies for Hot Head, says he will get him under control.

Second half starts, everything going well, and the team that was causing the problems has roared back and even taken the lead. That is when hothead commits another foul -- obvious call, we both had it. My partner turns his back to report it to the bench, and Hothead picks up the ball and baseball throws it into the back of partner's head. Game Over! Partner won't let me call the cops, says the league board will take care of it.

Amazingly, Hot Head petitioned the league to let him back on the team, saying he was sorry. When the league's board agreed, Partner and I both resigned. Last I heard, the league was reduced to a Call Your Own Fouls situation.