Had my usual dose of weekend local kids rec league games today, and my partner made a remark that really cracked me up. It was our second game and it was 7/8 grade girls. We have a few games that we "interlock" with teams from the two adjacent town rec leagues and this was one of those. The visiting coach was on him the entire game and got a T in Q3. Home team wins by 12. After the game, the visiting coach comes up to my partner and says, "What's your name?" My partner replies, "I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to give out my name." Coach gets in his face and says, "Oh really? Why not?" Partner says, "It's a condition of me being in the witness protection program."
The coach stared at him for about ten seconds, then just turned around and left. Jokingly, I asked my partner if they knew about this at his office. He said, "Sure, and they think it's really cool." BTW - he's actually an attorney.
