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Old Thu Feb 09, 2012, 08:41am
Smitty Smitty is offline
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Originally Posted by McMac View Post
To mix it up in the later parts of the season, I start asking them questions.

I intro the officials, ask for speaking captains, point out the lines to the visitors then get into the Q&A.
"So gentlemen/ladies, where do your jerseys belong? And your pants?
Where do you report for substitutions? And when do you come on the court?
Blue, you knock down white, what will you do? White, you knock down blue, what will you do? Basketball is a great game, now go have fun."
You're joking about all of this, right? Please? You lost me at pointing out the lines on the court, and it went downhill from there...
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