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OK, I admit this was soccer, grade school level so wrong sport but it was dang funny. Team B was down 6-0 and about to defend a penalty kick. I felt sorry for the goalie as I was lining him up and he had a defeated look on his face. So I wanted to teach him something about trajectory as the best player lined up for the shot. "If he kicks the ball off of the inside of his right foot, where do you think the ball is going to go?"

"In the goal."