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Unwritten commandmant of officiating:
"Thou shalt cooperate fully with people who can lead you away in handcuffs."
Or, you can always invoke NCAA 2-3-1 for this one (I think that's the right numbers, anyway).
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HOMER: Just gimme my gun.
CLERK: Hold on, the law requires a five-day waiting period; we've got run a background check...
HOMER: Five days???? But I'm mad NOW!!
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