Home coach before game. "They're setting up their camera on top of the press box. Can they do that?"
Ref: "That's not up to us. Talk to the AD."
Coach: "Okay."
Coach starts walking away.......
Coach stops and looks back: "Hey, I'm the AD."
After delay penalty, coach calls time out to complain.
Coach: "You blew it ready at 1:38 and it's only at 1:12. How can that be delay?"
Ref: "38 minus 25 equals 13."
Coach: (laughing as he walks off the field) "And I'm a math teacher!"
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