I'd have dumped the pitcher, catcher, and HC, and then I would have left. Maybe make an ER visit and get my friendly doctor to note that I wouldn't be able to do any writing for awhile (if I got hit on the hand as suggested here). Then I'd have started typing my ejection reports while the nice officer was writing HIS report. And I'd make sure every umpire in the area knew about what the team had done as well...
JJ
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