Heard a new one tonight that left me speechless....
35+ mens league....a weird combination of FP and SP - they use a Clincher for their ball, for example ....the play gets sloppy at times, and so you sometimes get caught a little out of position.
Anyways - R1 is going into second on what should be a routine force...ball gets thrown away, and he starts for 3rd. I am PU and was a touch slow going up to 3B, and the throw comes in, and I bang R1 out on a close one. Of course he started arguing - but this was his argument:
"Hey Blue, some of us are playing hard out here, and you got to give us some calls -
Just because it LOOKS like I was out, doesn't mean you have to CALL me out!!! 
I had no answer for that one.....