The DEATH . . .
. . . of me is the BS "Time Out!" calls from infielders bringing the ball in.
It comes to us from the wonderful world of Slow Pitch Softball.
Here's what I do:
F6: "Hey Blue Time, Time OUT!"
Tee: "Why" . . . ?
F6: With a strange look, "I said TIME" . . .
Tee: "Why"
It usually ends there. At the next dead ball F6 will always ask, "Why didn't you give me TIME!"
Tee: "Returning the ball to the infield and then to the pitcher is a SKILL of the game - I am not going to cover your poor play."
Tee
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