[greymule]

I have so many of those awards, I've dedicated an entire trophy case to them in the basement.

Once a coach awarded my partner WOE honors in the morning, and then gave them to me in the afternoon. I told my partner, "Hey, you're only number two on her list now." I had to laugh, though, when after she screamed, "You're the worst umpire I ever saw," a fan responded, "Then you ain't seen too many umpires, lady."

Defensive coach thinks runner should only get second, because "he had to go back and touch first."

I'd have responded, "Didn't you read the update this spring? The old one plus one is gone. It's one plus two now."