[fletch_irwin_m]

I know I read it on this board, but am to busy to source the right person. But I got this from here and I wanted to pay my respects:

Walking to basesline before the second half. Fan holds out his eye glasses. I look at them and say "What are those for?"
"They are for you."
"Why?"
"To help you see the game"
"Why? They certainly haven't helped you."
Mysterious person behind "I guess he told you, now maybe you'll shut up!@"

Priceless. Didn't hear a negative peep from them the rest of the night!!