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Let's see, I've got two stories, and they both involve naked fannies...
1) At a hot, miserable womens softball tournament that was running about 2 hours behind. One entire team lined up between innings and did a group chant:
"Potato chips, potato chips, munch, munch, munch. Mr. Umpire, here's your lunch."
And they all mooned me.
2) After refereeing a JV girls game (early in my refereeing career), we're relaxing in the coaches room. (Typically they put referees in the visitor's locker room - teacher's room.) Of course, the blinds to the room are all down, and the visiting JV team is showering and changing into their street clothes. My partner is leaning back in his chair back against the wall. Unfortunately, it caused one of the blinds to quickly retract back to the top. (thwip! thwip! thwip!)
You ain't ever seen young girls move so fast in a locker room...
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Brian Johnson
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