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A1 shooting second of two FT's.
B1 violates, but FT goes in.
A1 coach leaps off bench....VIOLATION! VIOLATION! HE SHOULD GET ANOTHER FREE THROW!
Me: Coach, the shot went in.
Coach: NO, NO, HE GETS ANOTHER ONE
Me: But coach, THE SHOT WENT IN.
Coach: NO, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WHISTLE THAT DOWN, and then we shoot another...uh...err...um...oh, wait, never mind.
Fool.
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HOMER: Just gimme my gun.
CLERK: Hold on, the law requires a five-day waiting period; we've got run a background check...
HOMER: Five days???? But I'm mad NOW!!
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