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Old Fri Apr 22, 2011, 03:49pm
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Originally Posted by Bad Zebra View Post
Might I reccommend used motor oil and unused latex paint as accelerants? Should get it all burning nicely, providing a lovely bouquet as a backdrop for this day's festivities.
Thank you for the suggestion; it's still not too late. I'm waiting until rush hour before driving to Boulder to light the fire. I'm going to get some unused reems of paper to get the party started.

Maybe see if I can find a baby seal to roast over the embers.
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