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Old Thu Feb 13, 2003, 06:29pm
Mark Padgett Mark Padgett is offline
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Since my neighbor rockyroad likes to quote the Bozo show, I thought I'd share this tidbit from my Howdy Doody DVD. On the final Howdy Doody show in 1960, Clarabell spoke for the first time. What did he say:

a) You know, Buffalo Bob, you're really kind of cute.
b) Who let those twerpy brats into the studio, anyway?
c) Don't you think Chief Thunderthud was a derogatory Native American stereotype?
d) How did Princess Summerfallwinterspring change from being a puppet into being a real person anyhow? Were the Raelian's behind it?
e) Why didn't we ever tell the truth about Flub-A-Dub: that he's a mutant.
f) How come everyone on this show ate all those Hostess Cupcakes and never had to go to the bathroom?
g) How do you think Doodyville got its name in the first place? I won't say, but be careful not to step in the cowabunga.
h) Goodbye, kids.

First one to guess the correct answer gets a mangle wurtzel.
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