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Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee
I can see the sun from my back deck and that sucker is 93 million miles away.
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There are three astronauts, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. The brunette astronaut is bragging to the others that she, and the redhead astronaut, were the first two women to land on the Moon. Not to be outdone, the blonde astronaut says that she will be the first to land on the Sun. The brunette, and the redhead, both respond by saying , "You can't land on the Sun, its too hot." The blonde astronaut responds by saying, "I'm going to land at night."