10 and under girls tournament. Had the same team a couple of times. During the first game the "assistant" coach did nothing but sit on the bench and keep a book. By ths second time I had them, he was up and down, howling like the monkey he really was.
During the third quarter, he yelled at one of the girls from the opposing team, which really got him under my skin.
About 2 minutes later, the head coach asked for an explanation of the three second rule (why does no one understand this rule) and I patiently and politely explained to him that when a shot is attempted there is no team control, thus no three second call, and the three second count would begin when control was established. He was fine with the explanation, but the assistant came up off the bench flailing his arms shouting, "what rule book is that in?"
WHACK "that one," I replied.
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