seeing as i referee in a Jr. NBA league i always use this one...
Traveling call
Coach:"AW Cmon kid this aint the NBA"
Me:"I know coach - thats why I called the travel"
Carry
Coach:"Aww cmon John, these kids see the pros get away with all the time."
Me:"Thats the NBA- this is the Jr. NBA - I point at my Jr. NBA/Jr. WNBA patch on my shirt- we call this kinna stuff in a instructional leauge"
(Sad thing was that was the league commishoner - one of only several run ins with the guy all year. He threated to pull my stripes if I didnt loosen up on game. Funny thing was I called a game with him.. He called the game tighter than I was. I came to the conseus if his kids werent on the court and he wasnt a coach or parent then he was very very impartial and very very by the book)
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John "acee" A.
Recently got a DWI - Driving With Icee.
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