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Old Tue Mar 15, 2011, 04:16pm
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Originally Posted by JugglingReferee View Post
Obviously she was blonde.
A beautiful, young, redhead goes to the doctor and claims that her body hurts when she touches it. The doctor says to her, "Impossible. Show me." The redhead takes her finger and pushed on her knee, screams in pain, touches her elbow, screams again. Then she touches her stomach and screams once again. Last, she touches her ankle, and once again screams in pain. Basically, everywhere she touched, she screamed in pain. After seeing what the redhead had said was true, the doctor says, "You're not a natural redhead, are you?" "No, I'm really a blonde." The doctor, replies, "I figured. Your finger's broken."
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