Andre Patillo, anyone?
He's got facial hair, he's "festively plump," and he's one of the best in the business. I wouldn't exactly call Ted Valentine "svelte" either. Of course, these two guys have been around for a LONG time, and are probably allowed to let themselves go a little bit.
A couple of the best officials in our association wear glasses, too. One of the guys wants to move up to college ball, but he can't wear contacts or have LASIK because he has glaucoma or something. Sucks for him, but that's the way it is...