[Adam]

Reminds me of the AAU game I did once back in Iowa. Mom comes up to us after the game asking for our names so she can report us to AAU. I referred her to the tournament director while my partner attempted to engage.

"Lady, have you even seen a rule book?"

"My brother used to play for the Celtics. I know the rules. And I know racism when I see it."

At this point I rolled my eyes and walked away with my partner. The exact reason why even at AAU games ("especially at AAU games") we need to have a hospitality room to keep our stuff.