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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
When I told my wife I have two nights off in a row, she said,
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"I just talked to the neighbor and they are looking for indoor soccer officials. I didn't marry you so you can sit at home. Now, go do something useful. Get out! Shoo! shoo!" 
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There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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