Snow White and the seven dwarfs were walking along a mountain path when a bolt of lightning strikes and opens up a huge hole in the mountain. All the dwarfs fall into the hole. Snow White rushes over to the side and yells down the hole, "Is everybody all right? Please, somebody say something!"
A voice comes up out of the darkness and says, "The Portland Trailblazers will win the NBA championship this year."
Snow White says, "Thank goodness - at least Dopey survived!"
Feel free to substitute any sports team you want.
