A buddy of mine is from England, now lives here and married a woman from the United States. She is
very politically correct.
First time he takes her to England to meet his friends and family, he introduces her to his best friend who happens to be black.
After chatting for a few minutes, she giggles and the friend asks what's funny?
She says, "Oh, nothing, I have just never heard an African-American with an English accent before."
He looks at her kind of funny and says.....
"I'm neither African or American.....I was born here in the UK!"