[zm1283]

Originally Posted by Freddy

"Okay, tonight we're going to play the blue line all the way around (I mention that because for the boys' game following the end walls and the fourth row of the bleachers will be out of bounds). Play defense with your feet. Which one of you is the speaking captain? Do any of your players have asthma? Do any of your players were contacts? I live just down the road, but don't worry, I'll be neutral tonight. And girls, don't hang on the rim after you dunk."

Unfortunately I hear this a lot when I'm the U.