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Old Sat Dec 11, 2010, 06:53pm
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Originally Posted by 26 Year Gap View Post
No they were not used ones.
This reminds me of back when I was teaching.

Student: Mr. BillyMac. Can I please borrow a Kleenex?
Mr. BillyMac: No. Keep it. I don't want it back.

And then, there's the good, old, dependable, favorite, knee slapper:

Student: Mr. BillyMac. Do you know what time it is?
Mr. BillyMac: Yes.

It was really nice to have a new audience every September. Nice to be able to recycle jokes. To me they were old jokes. To them, they were new jokes.
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