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				League Rules (aka Calvinball)
			 
 
			
			What's the funniest, strangest, or worst league rule you've come across.  Especially those that are unimplementable.
 One of my favorites was last year - "Umpires will watch for contact between runners and fielders, and this contact will be scrutinized."  Huh?  So ... I don't call OBS or INT like normal?  I just watch it and scrutinize it?
 
 Or maybe "Ties shall be settled by the judgement of the umpire."  Uh, what?
 
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 West Houston Mike
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