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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
Actually, Padgett isn't my birth name. When I was a teenager, my parents divorced and my mom eventually remarried a guy named Padgett. He legally adopted me and my sister and that's how I got that name.
My "real" family heritage is Russian on both sides. Please don't insinuate I'm even partly French. 
BTW - one of my "real" grandfathers and my great-grandmother at one time both worked for Al Capone. Not kidding. I have an "Al Capone" t-shirt that my son bought for me to commemorate this. And - I'm distantly related to Monica Lewinsky. |
Okay, so you're not French - you're a Russian mobster who likes cigars. 
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