For those of you unfamiliar with FEEBLE (FIBA) rules, let me explain. Obviously, it is a violation. You see, A1 was wearing a non-metric jersey number, so in addition to the violation, he is charged with a technical foul under rule 4837645287456832B, subsection 49274659272365R. Of course, since the FEEBLE rule book is printed only in Antartican, you may not catch this obscure rule.
A2 cannot catch the ball off the board inside the trapazoidal lane, because it is contrary to the natural laws of geometry, which state that all lanes must be rectangles (Pythagoras interp.)
B1, having a name that contains no vowels, is in violation of United Nations charter number 4, which states that no basketball player can have a name which is longer than what will fit on a standard size jersey.
Actually, the initial question is moot, because the Russian officials are going to give team A as many timeouts and extra chances they need until they score.
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