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Originally Posted by jbduke
But fear not, all regular worshippers at the First Church of K are given a fancy-pants From-the-Desk-of-K-watermarked-letterhead document that gives us explicit permission to use the word "Duke" in internet forum handles, so long as we're neither trying to profit directly by the name, nor purporting to officially represent the university. The only other stipulation is that holders not publically post any representation of the document
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The Dookie-ban are also all given copyrighted baseball caps with DUKE written on the front.
Size 1145 1/2.
These caps must be worn at all times when talking to any non-believers, heretics or other such pond scum under penalty of excommunication. Even as we talk, JB is proudly wearing his.
The Dookie-ban motto?
"When in doubt, bore everybody to death!"
Cary on upholding that motto, JB.